Sometimes I forget that Josh Hutcherson will not fall in love with me. You don't need to remind me; if you try, I will eat you.
Sometimes I need to eat seven desserts in one sitting because I'm hormonal.
Sometimes I don't understand how nerd/blacklight can be considered a dance theme. I will dress accordingly anyway.
Sometimes I play board games with the sole purpose of making sure that that one obnoxious person loses.
Sometimes I get embarrassed for the guy in my ward who tried to pull a "John Tucker" using almost every line straight from the movie. Originality, that one has.
Sometimes I get the urge to garden and the urge to knit in the same moment and realize how quickly I am becoming an 80-year-old woman.
Sometimes I want to pee my pants when my BFF Jill tells me she bought me a birthday sash and tiara to wear when Zac Efron falls in love with me.
Sometimes I learn that eating four more pieces of licorice is not an adequate substitute for brushing my teeth.
Sometimes I stay up till five in the morning and then want to shoot myself when I remember that my BFF Jill is going to make me go to zumba in three hours.
Sometimes I love when my weekend starts early. Okay, all the time I love that.
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